A Million Stories
"Hoy, boss? Quick question." Well this is probably not a good sign. "What's company policy on usin' yer own severed head as a sock puppet to freak out targets?"

darckcarnival:

thatfreakingfennec:

darckcarnival:

A question from Tai? This outta be good…

… And Darck was not disappointed. She snorted quietly, muffling her laughter as best as she could.

"Heehee… Ahem!"

Right, boss mode activated. She became very serious. Hands crossing together. “Policy is, so long as it is nor harming your comrades, or any innocent lives, all is well. You may use your head as a sock puppet.”

"Right, right, pretty lenient rules then. Thanks chief."

He’s halfway out the door before another question hits him, leaning back in.

“‘Bout the innocent lives bit, do therapy bills fer bystanders count? Oh, an’ hypothetically, if there were footage of me doin’ this somewhere, s’that a problem?”

… Now here was when Darck’s head hit her desk, groaning out loud. Damn it Tai. He really didn’t read anything did he. Just breezed through paper work. But, may as well answer him now.

"Preferably, we try not to scar innocent lives and keep them from as much damage and harm as possible, that counts for mental as well. As for the footage of that, YES that is a problem. Get the tapes or recordings, and erase your self from them."

"Heh, good thing I’m on the ball then, huh?" The fox reaches into his jacket, pulling a flash drive and tossing it casually onto Darck’s desk. Asshole - of course he was just screwing with her.

"Figured you’d want a copy, at least. How often d’you get to see yer headaches get decapitated?"

That’s almost thoughtful, in a weird way…

"Hoy, boss? Quick question." Well this is probably not a good sign. "What's company policy on usin' yer own severed head as a sock puppet to freak out targets?"

darckcarnival:

A question from Tai? This outta be good…

… And Darck was not disappointed. She snorted quietly, muffling her laughter as best as she could.

"Heehee… Ahem!"

Right, boss mode activated. She became very serious. Hands crossing together. “Policy is, so long as it is nor harming your comrades, or any innocent lives, all is well. You may use your head as a sock puppet.”

"Right, right, pretty lenient rules then. Thanks chief."

He’s halfway out the door before another question hits him, leaning back in.

“‘Bout the innocent lives bit, do therapy bills fer bystanders count? Oh, an’ hypothetically, if there were footage of me doin’ this somewhere, s’that a problem?”

dirku:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

i love and fear the concept of time travel

dirku:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

i love and fear the concept of time travel

Could you please reblog this if it’s okay for me to come into your inbox even if we haven’t rp’ed before?

andrewducote:

sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

coelasquid:

urocy0n:

Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)

Quality animal.

coelasquid:

urocy0n:

Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)

Quality animal.

Reblog if you are willing to RP With Non-Human Muses.

Such as: Furries, Talking Animals, Pokemon, Robots, Androids, Mutants, Ghosts, Monsters, Myths (creatures or figures), OC created creatures, Morphers, Humans with Supernatural   Powers, Angels, Fallen Angels, Demons, Creatures from Video Games (Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Mario, ect)

Improvement Meme

legionofthemultimuse:

I figured a small ‘improvement meme’ would be a fine idea for RPers looking to brush up their skills and topple weaknesses, so here it is. Feel free to use the symbols or go for a more in depth response. Yes, you can send any of these to me too. 

☢: You need to work on character responses, they tend to be bland. 

✄: Your RP responses are really short/ could have more effort put in!

Σ: You’re messing up your punctuation here and there. 

▼: Try to improve your spelling/Grammar

☯: Try to open up to more RPers, you’re great, but you’re missing out on a lot of potentially amazing RPs!

▲: Try to be more positive on yourself, there’s no reason to hate on yourself so much. 

☠: You need to be more respectful. 

✈: You need to improve your action sequences or reactions of characters. 

❤: You’re doing amazing, we can always improve but every RP I read of yours is a joy.

✉: Message more RPers and get some more activity going please. 

Ⓐ: Fight scenes could use more work. 

❥: Romantic Scenes can be awkward, do your best to improve on this, and look out for common pitfalls!

☁: You might want to take another look at your character/characters and work on them a bit more. Every great character has a flaw or two. 

✪: Joker *Whatever you feel needs to be addressed* 

Reblog if its okay to ask you creepy anon questions.

Fill this with your muse’s information

Name: Tai Gambol
Gender: Usually Male
Age: Time stopped returning his calls 
Parents: Father: Ink. Mother: Mius
Love interest: Katherine Rascal
Positive personality trait: Fiercely loyal to family
Negative personality trait: Callousness towards ‘bit players’.
Weapon of choice: Heavily customized Smith & Wesson Model 629 revolver.

Weak or strong physically: Strong.
Weak or strong mentally: Strong.
Selfish or selfless: Selfish.
Something my muse is good at: Acting.
Something my muse is bad at: Knowing when not to act.
Good memory: Getting Kate dancing
Bad memory: Confronting Tiran
Optimist, pessimist, realist, cynical: All of them at once